Rumor has it that Simon & Schuster, Inc just gave Bob Antonelli an advance on a Book he is writting...... Now that he is retired.

Here is a sneak peek at the non-fiction book.

Chapter 1: How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt

Chapter 2: How to Hit a Dunlop from the Rough When You Hit a Titleist
from the Tee

Chapter 3: How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker (also see
Chapter 10)

Chapter 4: How to Get More Distance off the Shank

Chapter 5: When to Give the Ranger the Finger

Chapter 6: Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings

Chapter 7: When to Implement Handicap Management

Chapter 8: Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00am

Chapter 9: How to Rationalize a Six-Hour Round

Chapter 10: How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the
Water

Chapter 11: Why Your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th

Chapter 12: How to Let a Foursome Play Through Your Twosome

Chapter 13: How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three off the Tee

Chapter 14: When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent

Chapter 15: God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt

Chapter 16: When to Re-grip Your Ball Retriever

Chapter 17: Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game

Chapter 18: Rules Interpretation: "Loss of Ball is Penalty Enough..."